twitchy
i went for a walk yesterday afternoon with Richard drummer and Big Eye Tony. our walk took us by some bird hides so we decided to become bird experts.
tony big eye is already a bird expert it seems, but Richard was less so, and, as you are already aware, i'm generally clueless on matters of nature.
here is tony with his fancy binoculars (bins/binos/'oculas)
if you want to know what birds we saw then there's a list below:
blue tit
great tit
long tailed tit
gold finch
chaffinch
green finch
robin
blackbird
wren
dunnock
sparrow
magpie
crow
jay
green woodpecker
pigeon
duck
other type of duck (like a teal)
duck-goose bird (don't know name)
swan
kestrel
heron
egret
cormorant
coot
moorhen
seagull thing
canadian goose (28 types of bird)
(list compiled by Tony who was showing off a little)
we also saw some hens (in a garden) and a pheasant. so that's 30 birds in total.
I actually refer to them as 'Knocker-Bees'. (Binoculars that is).
I'm getting good at this comment business, innit.
Wot do you call a CHAV in a box? Answer: innit.