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here's a photo that kezia took of me

it's new year's eve today so i thought i'd take the opportunity to thank you for continuing to visit

in the last 12 months funkypancake:
walked over 4,100 kms, (40km-ish of which was during the london marathon [and you helped me raise 1,838.68 pounds]), was featured in dogs today magazine, had over 380 thousand unique visitors to the blog causing 545G of traffic over 2.8 million pages served, was featured on radio, had a site upgrade and redesign, averaged over 1700 visitors per day, went curling with olympic gold winners, visited norfolk, the lake district, austria and belgium, posted a pile of photos every day (there's now over 10,000 photos on funkypancake, and as many spelling mistakes), and lots of other stuff besides.

i hope you've enjoyed it as much as i have !

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this is a giant eraser from a christmas cracker

is your name chris ? are you merry ? if so, this is for you. someone's broken christmas lights.

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jane called me in to kezia's room to look at what she was doing
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she has her pretend camera on my tiny tripod and has set up a shoot with her doll (which she's put on some books so she's the right height). i was so proud !
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we've been to see these famous house lights before (see here and here), but we thought we shouild pay our annual homage to this fantastic house. one year i'll get a decent photo but for now, here's one stitched together from loads of smaller ones.

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it's pure jon

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my favourite mug fell out of the cupboard yesterday and smashed. it's now in the bin, but can live on in my memory thanks to this photo. oh well.

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here's a sign for those thinking about giving something up as part of a new years revolution.

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here is tony teaching liz how to use a little computer game. he was telling her in a very simple way as we all know how silly girls go when they try to deal with technology.

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actually, that's not what's happening here, and tony has only the utmost respect for ladies of all genders.

jane suddenly realises that christmas is coming to an end.

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we went ice skating yesterday. there was much talk amongst the children of obtaining 'the balance' like it was some skating-zen nirvana.

kezia suddenly announced she could skate on her own (after being dragged round by the grown ups for nearly 2 hours) and we didn't believe her until off she went ! she had obtained 'the balance' and all was well.
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here are esther and i doing not quite as well
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don't wake dad as featured on Amazon's Toys (5-8 Years)

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ice rink changing rooms must be full of lost gloves. a reach seem worth picking i think.

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after playing in the snow we went to visit ian and carolyn.

here is ian:
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and here is carolyn:
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we were promised huge amounts of snow, but we got none. luckily we were visiting friends yesterday who live a few miles east of us and they had had a small frosting of snow.

not quite enough to do anything useful with, like build an igloo (esther's usual request when snow is mentioned), but the girls did their best to extract as much fun as possible.

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here's big eye tony, taken with my new 50mm f/1.8 lens which i am loving (ideal for the dark british winter).

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picture of a person in a hat with an apple. that's surrealism.

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there's definately a pun here somewhere, but i can't find it. can you help ?
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brother edd sent me this sign of a car falling on someone's head. worrying stuff.

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what a great christmas idea !

it's traditional to set christmas puddings on fire. jane managed it and it was quite impressive. but unfortunately, by the time it made it to the table it was out. Jane's dad was intrigued.

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of course the most absolute best xmas lunch this year was our family lunch cooked by jane yesterday. terrific stuff.
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we had home made crackers
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kezia found the party poppers made good hats
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and also good play things
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kezia spent most of christmas day blowing up giant balloons and letting them go, making them one of her best presents.

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just over a week ago this tree was in the ground, but on christmas day it was surrounded by presents.

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yesterday started with a trip to church. here's kezia wearing her plastic pretend mobile phone (all call minutes are free)

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yeah, it's christmas day which is a day to celebrate, especially if you are a christian ! christians believe that jesus was actually born as a human in to the world. that's quite mad when you think about it. if it were true what would that really mean ?

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i believe it. and today i celebrate !
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kezia's friend anna made this sock snowman which hangs on her tree. i think it's brilliant !

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the poor angel at our friends house was squashed against the ceiling. ouch.
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here's the picture from this year's family xmas card in case you didn't receive a real world one. previous years are here

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if you're not checking funkypancake because you're off work until the new year then happy christmas to you ! i won't stop posting of course so you can catch up when you get back with the monthly archives.

i think there might be a banana tree in this snowman. bizarre but true.

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my what big teeth you have (click to inspect)

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is there some zebra crossing pun in here somewhere ?

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we went for a family outing to the Cotswold Wildlife Park yesterday and it was very good.

i knew it would be good when i saw this sign, which covers so many different categories and includes the word 'poop' ! Expect lots of pictures of animals over the next few days.

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i love the cold. give me my big coat and off i go. i'm awake and i can breathe.

but the short days and lack of sunlight get me down. a lot. in fact i was really miserable for a few weeks until just recently, so apologies to anyone affected by that (jane mostly).

yesterday was the day where the sun is lowest in the year - poopy light to photo by on a dull day.

things should only get better for the next 6 months and my photos should be a bit brighter again.

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photo by kezia - she was the right way up, i wasn't. don't i look dreadful. oh well.

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i could see a problem here.

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unofficial, not really xmas related, lunch.

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the chap in the 2nd floor window looked like he was out of a spy movie. so i took this photo very stealthily
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we didn't have a tree
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the stealth cleaner (with bright yellow bits)

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i love the background on this picture (which i took a few months back)

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what a great headline. i'd like to invite people who don't know the story to guess what it was about. the wilder the better. i think we can safely say it was a slow news day.

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yesterday was my last office lunch, just family ones to go now. it was also the first one involving crackers.

i wore my paper crown for an important presentation i was giving in the afternoon and i was pleased to see my boss wore his too.

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saturday night was my work christmas lunch at the trocadero centre in london which is a very funny place.

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we had a really nice time, mostly because we had one of those evening when you realise lots of your work colleagues could also be classed as 'friends' and it was quite easy to involve our spouses in our conversations.

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on saturday i took the girls to get a christmas tree. jane told me to try and make it last as long as possible as she was busy making christmas cards.

we saw a sign for christmas trees pointing in to a lawn mower repairing place which seemed like a nice combination, so in we went. things started very well when we came across this 'no dogs' sign:
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inside we were offered two options - precut trees or a fresh one from the field, so off we went hunting
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we identified a likely looking tree (here it is still in the ground)
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and then we headed back to get the saw
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and then i chopped it down (photo by esther)
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here it is felled by my fair hands. what a monster
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then we had to put it through the 'tree netting service'. it was so small (only about 4 foot tall) we needn't have bothered but we wanted to see how it worked !
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when we got it home we had stretchy fun removing the net
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and we took iit inside after decorating the base and plopping it in
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then yesterday we decorated it:
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there was something quite special about going with my daughters to 'catch us a tree' in a field. i've never done it before but i hope we'll do it again. we drive by the field we went in quite regularly so we'll watch out for them growing next year.

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if you've got nothing to say, say nothing. but i do like how there's been an extra bit of nothing stuck on (slightly to the side as there's not enough space on the main board)

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a nice up-sell. a paper and a piece of fruit. note the paper on the top which says "this is where i belong". and so it is.

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bollards have dreadful eyesight which makes playing hide and seek quite tricky.
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they have evolved naturally to be bright in colour to overcome their sight problems. a feature we humans exploit by putting them in locations where they can be seen. they are usually so frightened they can't (and don't) move.
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isn't that typical - we've not seen a watering can for ages and then two come wandering down the road attached to two shaggy looking chaps carrying plants.

these chaps looked really depressed as they sloped down the road, but they were quite symetrical with their watercans and plants.

i asked if i could take a photo and unfortunately (for us) they smiled.

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xmas lunch number 3 (the best so far in terms of singing and general jolliness)
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here i am in the glasses (none of them mine)
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this is a very poor photo, but still manages to catch the 'essence of harry'.

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andy went to eurodisney or whatever it's called in the modern world, and caught some great french signs for us:

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visitin alan meant going in to hospital which is a place which i really don't like. having both our children in this hospital has added some a cheery angle to the place, but it still has too many (quite literally) painful memories and i always feel very dizzy in there.

they are doing lots of building work in there and i got lost for at least 30 minutes wandering around the place. i was definately in places i shouldn't have been during some of that time (by accident). And what's more, no one i spoke to knew where the ward i wanted was.

i kept passing signs like this one, which is a 'stairs directory'. i like how you have to leave the hospital to get to 'all other depts'. i also read 'inpatient' as 'impatient' which sounded much better.

absolute classic is having the elderly care outpatients and falls clinic on the top floor up three flights of stairs !

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on the way out of the hospital (which i left through a half open emergency exit door as i couldn't find the real way out) i spotted these crutches and one of those things a drip hangs on. someone managed to escape.
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our friend and regular commenter alan (he of the amazing insect knowledge) has been in hospital for a fortnight with inside badness. he's making a good recovery and is in good spirits, although still in a lot of discomfort.

part of his treatment involved him measuring all his liquids in and out on a little (wee) chart. he even had a tiny spitoon which needed to be measured.

anyway, all our funkypancake best wishes go to alan - hopefully he'll be out soon !

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and another one in the background
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this time we had rather fancy table decorations which looked like they were a pile of nuts stuck together with chewing gum
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and we even had a visit by Mr X Mas, who is seen here running towards the emergency exit signs
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despite all the obvious enviromental damage of bits of england blowing up, there's been some great skys. i'm not sure if this sky-scape was related or not, but was still very dramatic.

there's ice-skating rinks popping up all over london so it was only a matter of time before we got a ski slope too.

here's one outside the tate modern. hoorah.

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it's Mr Denis Norden again. in the same place as last time. i think he may be stalking me.

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i'm sure i remember coming to london when i was young and seeing some city gents in their bowler hats, but since then i've only seen one chap wearing a bowler and he was a nutty chap standing on a street corner, shouting religious words to anyone who would listen, after a hard day in the office. but he did look like a genuine bowler wearer.

perhaps when i get to heaven i'll meet him and tell him i remember him well.

however, yesterday, i spotted this chap with a bowler hat coming out of the Financial Times building. he even put his bowler on for a moment but then whipped it off as he ran for his cab.

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from the quality of this shot you can tell i've been on a photography course can't you !

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here's a sign from a german escalator. there's a dog sign in there, but the most intriguing one is the bottom right. it looks like her red scarf is made from the same material as her shoe heel. crazy belgians.

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your modern trains are much healthier than your cronky old steam trains.

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here is richard with his camera, which is better than mine !

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i went on an experience seminar yesterday with my friend Richard. The course was excellent and i really recommend it for anyone who's got a canon digital SLR camera (i've got the 350D)

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hopefully you'll start noticing the difference next time i go photoing with my big camera !

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here is richard with his camera, which is better than mine. i took this photo whilst learning how to take better, sharper photos. i like how i completely failed on this particular picture.
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here's a picture of richard from the summer using his fancy 20D with its equally fancy lense
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the difference between pain and paint is 't' which is why british people love to drink tea in times of trauma.

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kezia spotted this body stashed under a row of work shirts in a traditional british clothing shop. she said it must be a man as it had no hair (although it did have makeup).

i pointed out that mannequins often wear wigs and both her and esther were shocked. so we spent most of the rest of the morning looking for wigged mannequins in shop windows.

not a bad way to spend a morning.

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we had our lovely friends to stay last night and so had a raclette. most agreeable.

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if this were a proper blog i'd talk about how watching kezia at a disco party this afternoon was a strange experience as i don't often see her playing with her contemporaries (what with being at work and everything), and how i watched to see if she was a leader or a follower etc and how i thought such parties might go for her in 15 years time.

but it's not, so let me point out the toddler in his baby walker zooming about between the manic 3 and 7 year olds with minimum effort because of the very slippery floor

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what can be more christmassy than the sally army band playing their brass carols ? vid here

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this sign just about summed up my trip to brussels. i think the chap here is holding a big pile of chips. either that or his posterior has exploded.

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this is an escalator near the hotel where i stayed in brussels. here's a video of it. listen to the sound it's making.
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doesn't the beat remind you of Blood Makes Noise by Suzanne Vega (from 99.9F)? It did me, so much so i've downloaded the best of Suzanne Vega to revise some of her songs.

actually, now i listen to the song and the video, the link is quite tenuous, but at the time it worked.

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i passed this butchers on thursday morning and it was amazing. hundreds of dangling turkeys all around the roofs and walls.
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it's called allen & co and is very famous. definately worth a visit to gaze through the window at this time of year. you can imagine things haven't changed for hundreds of years
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here is stella mccartney's shop with its rather mad xmas lights (which were switched on when i went by at 9am). i saw stella mccartney on a bike in tottenham court road about a year ago and forgot all about it until i saw a picture of her on a bike earlier this week. so there.

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did your school have an internal post system at christmas ? mine did, and so has esther's (and kezia's preschool, but she thinks it's a lucky dip).

it's more preparation for office life where the internal post quickly becomes the infernal post. but that excitement for me never wears thin.

what's the most random thing you've ever sent my your company internal post ?

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it was esther's first school nativity play yesterday afternoon and it was fantastic !
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after the play finished there were photo opportunities for each part of the cast and the angels were last which is why the stage looks a bit empty. here they are running off
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today is the last day the old routemaster buses run on proper bus routes which is a shame. yesterday, to celebrate, a whole load of old routemasters were brought out of retirement to drive down the last remaining route. the ones i saw were a little bashed up and graffiti'd like this one (it was very wonky at the back).

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i discovered an island yesterday. i suspect someone found it before me (and put this sign up) but i thought i'd go exploring and consider if it was the kind of place i'd like to live
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it contained one small mountain and a number of trees
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looking the other way it was clear to see that it was a long thin island separated from the main land by two busy roads. it was nice to see a bollard was already nesting here so i felt quite at home
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the view westwards was a little disappointing. instead of a vast expanse of sea, all i could see was a BMW garage and a bendy bus
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on the way back i spotted this treasure map. the photos above were taken at location 6 - the strangely unmarked island.
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norman is an island apparently.

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i had my first christmas lunch yesterday. here is some of it.

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here are some people up to something. news as it happens. that's the beauty of blogging.

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yeah for the BBC

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without the street light this is even less of a photo opportunity than it was last time

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they were taking down the ancient lights along the southbank when i walked by yesterday morning
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the chap doing the deed seemed to have no head
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so, it's goodbye to the old
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my initial attempt at a photo was thwarted by this passing taxi, but i still managed to capture the number through the window (whilst the taxi was moving)
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this caught my eye. it looks like an outing for the cabinet office under the guise of the UK presidency of the EU. i myself have benefitted from a presidency event (my recent conference in edinburgh). but mine didn't have arrows pointing to a rather dubious lady picture !

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this is a great sign medley. you've got a long sausage dog at the top (rarely seen in dog signs), a cigarette sign the wrong way up (unless the smoke is being blown downwards by an over head fan and a rather compact no bikes sign.

all good stuff.

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i nearly didn't spot this banksy work on this telephone box as it was on the inside of the glass and didn't show up very well. it was only with this long-ish exposure that it became apparent.

the wording on the monkey says "new catalog is out now". the 'get drunk & disorderly, get arrested, get an £80 fine" is a home office advert and isn't graffiti !

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here's a fine quality suitcase. in the background you can see a hardware shop where i bought my mousetraps and next to that is the french sandwich shop where i buy my french sandwiches.

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here are esther and kezia busy crafting at their tables whilst making a house call.

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a lot of people ask me what bins sound like, especially at christmas.

Here's a sound clip of a mini-explosion (a lorry dropping something i think) and some nice christmas music

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i'd like to live in a house called telescope house. that would very good.

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jane's parents came for dinner last night - they read this so hello Pooch and Party !

kezia had her favourite pudding which is hot custard and cold icecream. and i took one of my usual wonky pictures. i forget most of my pictures are wonky. i don't do it on purpose. that's just how they come out.

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apologies to anyone i make feel sea sick by my wonky outlook !


here is our family as drawn by esther. it's interesting to see who's in and out compared to last year's portrait.

the good thing is we all seem very happy. this photo doesn't do the real picture justice unfortunately.

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absolutely none ball games please

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another belgian day, another toilet related event. this time a sign (in english) on a bin

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last night, after doing my business schmoozing, i went to recyclart and saw this band (and another chap who was a bit like a goth/industrial/new romantic moby)

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i bet you wonder what they sound like ? watch here(30 seconds of fun)

this year's extravaganza in the grande place is trees in bubbles
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by night they play psychedelic era beatles tunes and project giraffes chasing pink elephants across their town hall
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and the english flag and a load of beefeaters
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today i am 400 (in months).

that's 33 and third in years. 33 and a third is of course the speed of a long playing record and i am therefore a long player and i'm now old.

(thanks to tony for the photo)

there's a bit of a theme in this trip to brussels !

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i calculated i had enough time to go on the early morning tour of the brussels sewers before my conference started yesterday.
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because i was the only one on the tour (it seems it's not very popular) i got a personal tour. this is a demonstration tunnel for visitors
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but this is a real tunnel with actual poos floating by
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my personal tour was in french which stretched my language skills. luckily i'd learnt some of the vocab here

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in search of a restaurant last night i came across one of Brussels main music venues and saw the decemberists instead of eating. i think i made the right choice as they were very good.

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