have i shown you this before ? it's my musical clonking thing which i keep on my visitor desk in my office.

you hit them with the little leather hammer (on the left) and they make a great mountain goat noise.

every desk should have them. you can use them to transfer your own stress levels to your colleagues. by giving them a good clonk i feel better and they feel worse.

and if i clonk the clonking things instead of my colleagues it's even better. boom tish (or should that be clonk clonk)