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i saw big eye mending a tap today with a drill.
i told him they mend taps in america simply by pushing them hard. (no need to insert punchline here)
with the bit between his teeth he managed to pull this strange face
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SEEING BIG EYE REMINDS ME & MY WIFE OF A BUILDER WE ONCE KNEW WHO HAD AMAZINGLY BIG EYES DUE TO THE MAGNIFICATION OF HIS GLASSES. WE CALLED HIM ERNIE EYES & SOMETIMES WHEN I PUT MY GLASSES ON, MY WIFE SAYS I LOOK JUST LIKE HIM. HOW WE LAUGH. HERES LOOKING AT YOU BIG EYE, AND REMEMBER: KEEP 'EM PEELED.
excellent ! i love how things like that get built in to family life/folklore.