i remember hearing a talk in a church once about a child who kept shouting at his sofa at home, calling it a 'damn settee'. his mum told him off and asked him what he was doing.

"but we learnt it at church in a song. it went 'i am the lord of the damn settee'".

so here is a holy settee:

and here are its beautiful dangly tassels and a daisy:

click to inspect the unexpected beauty