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i think i'll throw this one open as a caption competition. not a real competition of course as there's no prizes other than the personal satisfaction of a job well done.
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i think i'll throw this one open as a caption competition. not a real competition of course as there's no prizes other than the personal satisfaction of a job well done.
it's just the drink talking.
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Okay, not very funky. But since there isn't a prize to be won I didn't make much of an effort...
that doesn't work too well internationally - what's the number ? AA ?
Should work internationally, if G-u-i-n-n-e-s-s has a global marketing department ;)
Lame try #1: Sorry sir, did you order a BT or a B&T?
Lame try #2: The "stay at home" Dad's night-at-the-pub substitute.
Lame try #3: Heavy conversation.
all good so far. here's another attempt from me:
it takes at least 2 minutes to make the perfect phone call
"Hi, this is Dave and Jane. Either we can't come to the phone right now or we're stout".
well, it's obviously tapping the phone. no one's beer right now ... please leave a message and we'll foam you back later.
wherever did the quality control go ?