i took esther and kezia to mcdonald's today. i was amazed at how much mess they made. kezia insists on turning her cup upside down when drinking with a straw and esther managed to drop her ice-cream tub on her lap.

an old miserable couple sat on the table next to us and muttered to each other every time they made another little mess.

"GET A LIFE, THIS IS McDONALD'S" (i nearly said)