we went to a very strange cat show this afternoon. it was siamese cats i think.

in this show everyone was a winner and by the time we got there most cats couldn't see out of their cages because of the amount of rosettes and trophies attached:

The cat-type is breed 32 which sounds like a government feline experiment to me. these strange felines were probably developed during the cold war. the rosettes are won by cats decrypting secret message produced using the most advanced algorithms.

It looks like an innocent cat show but is in fact a spooks convention ...