i just popped out to the sandwich shop to get my lunch and i popped in to the newsagents to get the chocolate element of my lunch. the conversation went like this:

me:[after looking at the chocolate for a while] there sure is a dazzling array of confectionary available for the modern man

newsagent: yes, too much if you ask me. people still want more and aren't happy with what we've got

me: yes, that's because chocolate can't satisfy the soul

the newsagent then stared at me like i was completely mad. i took my queue and left.