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here's another broken joke for you

a broken joke is a joke so well know from childhood that you can 'break it' and it still makes some sort of sense - but only if you know the original, so apologies if this is a culturally non inclusive

so eyes down, here we go:

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a man goes in a chip shop and says "can i have two portions of fish and chips please"

the shop owner replies "i heard you the first time".

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7 Comments

Brother Edd said:

I have the feeling you have the first line of that joke wrong!!!!!

funkypancake said:

that's the point !

brother Edd said:

I ave re-read your post and feel that the broken bit does not make sense.

skepticult said:

Here's my try.

"A dog."

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Get it!

Huh?

Do you?

HAHAHAHAH!

Hoo boy.

skepticult said:

On second glance, your effort was definitely superior.

Grahame said:

My dog's got no nose?

How does he smell?

That's not my dog.

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