i write to you as a sad failure. i just tried to whip my office in to a frenzy by holding an impromptu disco (an illegal desk-based rave maybe). we had music by Apples In Stereo pumping out from my PC and I even jiggled my shoulders slightly.

unfortunately after approximatly 40 seconds i realised no one else was interested so i turned the music off again and steadied my shoulders.

i'm not sure where i went wrong. might have something to do with the auditors being in the building and most of my desk-mates being accountants ? either on its own could stop the groovest of discoteques. together they are a lethal combination.

i await feedback from my colleagues as to why my 'disco project' failed.