my desk is covered in a fine coating of 'grit' this morning. perhaps someone spontaneously combusted over night and their remains are spread around the office ?

I am sceptical about the whole spontaneous combustion thing. i've never seen anyone combust, spontaneously or otherwise. i've never seen the wind, but still believe in that.

i'll just have to see who doesn't come in to work this morning and conclude by a method of elimination