lift escape plan
getting trapped in a lift is something that happens to everyone at least 7 times in their life according to statitics I just invented. How to get out is the second thing you think of (the first is "how many times have I been stuck in a lift before, is it 6 or 7, and therefore is this an above, at or below average event").
Here in my office lift are the ideal companions. A saw and a spirit level.